Dear Pru, my sister and I made the (regrettable) decision to watch the 2010 version 红楼梦 and are currently sobbing at each other as Daiyu slowly burns everything that reminds her of Baoyu; we may actually die here.

OH BOY HAS SHE…

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…DIED UNDER A FUCKING PLUM TREE IN THE SNOW WHILE BAOYU IS MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE HE THINKS IS DAIYU YET? HAS THAT HAPPENED FOR ALL OF US YET? 

*hands you guys tissues*

Ya’ll made a bad choice. But now you just have to live with it. If you would like to continue to train of misery, go balls to the wall and find a copy of “The Oranges have turned red,” which I primarily refer to as “The Reason Pru Was Dehydrated for All Of July One Year.”