animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO THE ARTISAN CHARCUTERIE PLACE?

DAMN IT, I HAVE TO WORK. DOUBLE SHIFTS FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. WE’RE HAVING A CHRISTMAS SALE. OLD TIMEY SHAVING BRUSHES AND RUSTIC POCKET KNIVES ARE HALF OFF. 40% OFF ALL SUSPENDERS AND MONOCLES. IT’S CHAOS. WE CAN’T KEEP THEM IN STOCK. I’D CALL IN BUT TIMES ARE TOUGH, YOU KNOW?

I HAD TO SELL MY PENNYFARTHING LAST YEAR, AND EVEN WITH MY WORK DISCOUNT I CAN BARELY AFFORD MOUSTACHE WAX AND LONG JOHNS EVERY MONTH.

ANYWAY, I’LL SEE YOU AT THE URBAN FARMERS GUILD MEETING THIS WEEKEND. TELL EVELYN I SAID HELLO.

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