This actually happened to me once. In middle school they were giving us all fucking – I don’t know, meningitis or losing-our-virginity vaccinations or something and my body was like FUCK NOW and just completely went loco. When I got to the hospital the next day, I was swollen up so badly the doctor was like, “Oh my God. Okay, hold on. I need to get some interns in here to show them this.”

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