…God damn it. I am Schmidt. I JUDGE EVERYBODY’S PANTS.

Yes honey. Yes you are.

Best part? I am Nick, twentysome-thing is Jess, and merelyn is Winston.


I mean the absolute worst part is now I’m reviewing the number of people I called Broseph in the last three days and the figure is uncountable Jesus Christ. Also, I don’t even watch this show, dude, MK just likes to torture me with terrible factoids that ever-more convince me that Schmidt and I are MFEO.

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